True Criminals

A Rush of F***** Up Memories w/Piston Honda

We're Back! We've got an awesome bunch of disturbing stories with our guest Piston Honda. I don't know if this is a dark episode or maybe I'm too sensitive. We talk about urban exploring and why a young girl might have dentures, it's nuts! Check it out. 

 

If you like what we're doing here, please tell a friend. We're doing our best to show the world that no one's perfect but that doesn't mean that we're bad people.

 

Thanks to J. Richland Anderson for producing and editing this episode

Thanks to Des Deznieks for her help producing behind the scenes

Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression as our outro

Thanks to you the listener. We're sharing this true material for your enjoyment even when it makes us uncomfortable to share. Please follow and share and rate where you can. Thank you

 

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Extras and Deleted Scenes

Under the weather so we put together a mini episode with lost audio and deleted scenes. The lost Intro and Outro from our original Out of This World episode, deleted audio from Dr. Mario, and lost outro audio for our Halloween special. So if you need homework those episodes are where this was originally recorded. We will be back next week with a new episode. Thanks for listening.

 

Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his music Age of Aggression as our outro.

Thanks to Des Deznieks for help producing.

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Get So Drunk You Can‘t Tell A Man From A Woman w/Princess Peach

In this episode we have guest Princess Peach tell us some of the most innocent and fun crimes. She drugs her parents and teaches us all what the real Jewish holidays are. People get stabbed. It's fun. Guest host Blinky is back for a bit to help us out during our time of crisis. Check it all out.

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Thanks to Guest Host Rachel Bookout

Thanks to guest Princess Peach (Shaily Hakimian)

Special thanks to J. Richland Anderson for producing and Des Deznieks for assisting in production

Thanks to Justin Wells for his song Age of Aggression as our outro

 

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Spooky Criminals: A Halloween Edition w/Golden Eye and Blinky

Boo! A spooky special edition of our show is here as a holiday treat. We're releasing this on Mischief Night as maybe a soundtrack for all the True Criminals out there up to no good. We bring back two previous guests to tell some new crimes and a few spooky centric stories to bring out the Halloween vibes. Scotty is back on the mic and we hope you like it. Enjoy!

 

Thanks to Des Deznieks for help producing content and to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression as our outro.

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They‘ll Never Look Under The Sex Toys w/Navi

In this episode we talk to guest Navi about another fun drug smuggle to Canada and the best ways to hide your treats when travelling. Scotty falls off the face of the earth so a previous guest has to fill in for our intro and outro. The world has officially turned upside down.

If you like the show remember to share, like, subscribe and all that jazz. We really appreciate it it. Thanks for listening.

 

Thank you to Rachel Bookout for co-hosting the intro and outro this episode.

Thanks to Des Deznieks for help producing the epsiodes

Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression as our outro

True Criminals is Eric Bookout and Scotty Wolfenbarger

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Once again thank you for listening 

Two Turds and All The Drugs w/ Dr. Mario

This is an episode like no other. From the show that is like no other. We talk to Dr. Mario, a Berkley resident and PHD, who has a strong opinion about assholes and a sort of fascination with them. There's an award winning story about poop and some deep understanding about philosophy and the ways of the universe. Plus all the drugs a person could every take and how to disguise them as more poop. Stay afterward for our discussion on alien movies as we creep ever closer to Halloween. A very spooky episode indeed.

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Thanks to Justin Wells for his outro music Age of Aggression

Thanks to Des Deznieks for her help producing

True Criminals is Eric Bookout and Scotty Wolfenbarger

 

Thank you for listening and please share the episode less you be haunted by a TV creature from a japanese horror in 7 days... (imagine that in a spooky voice) Thanks again

Pissing Off The Balcony w/Mario Kart (SNES)

Our guest Carlos Valencia, or Luigi from Mario Kart, tells us of his arrests and other wild nights as he journeys across the country as a comedian. Pissing off balconies, and creative ideas for how to puke and deficate run the gambit in this ep. A very funny and very fun guest, Carlos Valencia. Check him out. You can find Carlos at Indecorouscomedy.com or at Carlos_Valencia

 

Thanks to Des Deznieks for producing the ep

Thanks to J. Richland Anderson for editing and producing.

Thanks to Eric Bookout for editing and producing

and very special thanks to Justin Wells for use of his music Age of Aggression for our outro

 

As always thanks to you the listener. We love your support and sharing the episodes is amazing. Thank you. If you have a story to tell, written, anonymous, or other, contact us truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com or on social medias.

 

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Stolen Golf Karts and Goosebumps w/Attack From Mars

Attack From Mars is a pinball game from 1995 and was the name chosen by our guest Dayna (with a Y) Pereira from the That Trophy Wife Life Comedy Show. We spend a good portion of the episode exploring the high brow humor of port-a-potties and other pristine topics. It's a light hearted romp through a vulgar field of depravity. Come along and join the fun in our latest episode.

 

You can catch Dayna on That Trophy Wife Life Comedy Show and The Dirty Little Secrets Club wherever you find podcasts. If you like the show make sure you like and subscribe, tell a friend, and give a 5-star rating as it really helps us grow and improve the show.

 

Special thanks to Des Darznieks for help producing the episode

Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression in our outro.

 

Thanks for listening.

 

Texas Abortions and Other Crimes w/Super Meat Boy

Stand-Up comic Billy Anderson joins us for a nice little chat about some horrible things. It was a fun time. If the title didn't spell it out enough for you, Trigger Warning. I don't think we cross any lines but whose to say what evil lurks in the hearts of men. Scotty and I wrap it all up with some Halloween movie suggestions for you. Check it all out and then tell a friend to check it out as well.

If you like the show feel free to message us at true.criminals.podcast on socials or directly at truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com We appreciate you for listening. Thank you

 

True Criminals is Eric Bookout and Scotty Wolfenbarger

Thanks to Billy Anderson who you can find Billy @billytellsjokes on the socials

 

Thanks to Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression in our outro and thanks to Des Darznieks and J. Richland Anderson for help producing the episode.

 

 

14 Days In Beijing w/Out-Of-This-World

Why'd we pick such an odd name for our guest, Chancellor K. Jackson author of the book 14 Days In Beijing, who's to say. It's an old video game about a kid locked up in a foreign place. Thought it applied. There was an audio glitch or a glitch in the Matrix and we lost the original audio for this episode. So it was uploaded and then removed and here's round 2. Good episode, good guest, and as fun time was had by all.

 

Thanks to Chancellor K Jackson for coming on the show. You can find Chancellor on socials under @Korlehj and check out his book wherever you purchase books

 

Thanks to Eric Bookout for editing this episode

Special thanks to Production Asst Des Darznieks for all her help

 

And thanks to Justin Wells for the use of his song Age of Aggression as our outro music.

 

Thank you especially to everyone who listens. Feel free to reach out and tell us your stories, even if you only have them in written form. We appreciate everyone who listens. Tell a friend, it really helps us grow. You can reach us @true.criminals.podcast on socials or truecriminalsjailpod@gmail.com

 

 

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